Findings:

• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Waking from Drunkenness on a Spring Day
• Evil finds a way.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
• Ways that I like to think of Jesus
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Stars I Shall Find, part 1: Haphazard Way North
• A Good Man is Hard to Find
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Hard like fucking stone
• the way fish heads run from rain
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Half-sour pickle
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Good help is so hard to find
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Ass like a chicken
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Bombay the Hard Way
• Lessons learned the hard way
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• Find the way home
• Hard drives stolen from Los Alamos Labs
• Heat finds a way to rise somehow
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• From Spring Days To Winter (For Music)
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Spring's a girl from the streets at night
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• vanished like a book from the library
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• Learning a language the hard way
• Like a Hard Rain
• i thought you liked hard problems
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Three the Hard Way
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• the hard way
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• I like my breasts the way they are
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• shines like a diamond in a goat's ass
• How to find your ass
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• you've been scrolling for way too long
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)

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