Ok so you have to piss, you go to the
bathroom walk up to the urinal and at your feet is a ring of
splatter. Gross! you have to stand in splattered
urine. Then as you are urinating your piss splatters off the back of the urinal and gets on your pants and sneakers. What's the deal?
Lets consider the
shape of the
urinal and your position in
front of it. A top down view looks something like this:
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU | UUUUUU
UUU \ | / UUU
U \ | / U
\|/
P
PPP
PPP
PPP
PPP
As you can see o matter what direction you aim the stream always hits the urinal at a 90
degree angle producing maximum splater. Think spoon under the faucet.
Why, Oh
Why did anyone design the urinal this way. There are an infinite number of ways to make the urinal so that it does not produce splatter. The current urinal design is the only one in which you always produce
maximum splatter.
I have a
dream, that one day men may urinate without fear of splatter. That one day splatter will no longer rule the world. We must join together and fight the tyranny of the splatter. Join hands my
brothers (but only if you've washed) and tell the world, no more. No more will our pants
smell of urine. No more will we tread on others
piss. It is time for a change my brothers and the change starts
here!