Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We were just sitting there watching TV, and all of a sudden BANG, water, glass, everywhere!"

• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• We're all doing just fine
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• TV is the alien sitting in our home
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Fossils were put there by God
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• We're all such products
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• We're all Borf in the End
• glass of water
• You're there. Everywhere.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• There is no glass.
• Your cable TV just got better!
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• sand is just glass minus lightning
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• So There We Were
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• There is only trust, and peace, and water
• There's something in the water
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• We're All Mad Here
• In all that you never were
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Can't we all just get along?
• It's all just noise
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• we can all just be around other people
• We're all still very different
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• this assumes that there is actually something there to measure at all
• old chestnut: glasses of water
• Water glass
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• drop of red ink in a water glass
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• A Glass of Ice Water
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• there are some just can't take life easy
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• there's water on Mars!
• And Then There Were None
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Were there a god!
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There were times better than this
• If there were no birds
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Were there civilian Transformers?
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Behave as if there were a God
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• Were you here at all?
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• And they all just stood and stared
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Can't we all just be friends?
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• We're all in this together
• All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
• and things we're all too young to know
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• we are all just books reading each other
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• let's pretend we're all the same
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• it's all just god talking
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• there is hope everywhere
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• And Yet We're All Strangers
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• answer: glasses of water
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• old sunlight and a glass of ice water
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• the coffee is just water dressed in brown
• She just sat there
• Just say no to TV
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• Just Add Water (user)
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Drink eight glasses of water a day
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• the stars were falling just for him
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex

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