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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• we can take them
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• He can
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• some people believe that they've given more to the world than the world has given to them
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• He speaks so well!
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• If you can't beat them, join them
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• For He Can Creep
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Fuck them all but the six
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• you can almost believe them, except for the look in their eyes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Bringing them back from the dead
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Why do we treat them so well?
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• like you're blind but still can see
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• but with words we can create anything
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• stop being so English
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• But can a robot love.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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