Findings:
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- What to do when your husband comes home
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- By my balls, I do swear.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Do you want to get slapped?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- When I get mad I throw harder
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How to get hit by a car
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- I'll get there when I get there
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- What do you see when you look up?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- You're All I Need to Get By
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Craving a smoke
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- How do you get there?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Eating only rice to get by
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- When I get like this
- Stoned music memories
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- We get too tense when we drive
- When I Get Low I Get High
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When did the World get so old?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Steal Everything (Six by Six)
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Why do you want to get married?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What to do when your brakes fail
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- When things are known by a brand name
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