Findings:

• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Squash can kill you
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Can things really change?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• What we think we know can kill us
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• only the named can be destroyed
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• fuck up
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Can real love survive over time
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• You can never really escape the fire
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• How long can you hold your breath?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• does chronic pain kill you?
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Fucked up ways to die
• Shut The Fuck Up
• People have fucked up before
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Ken Lay
• how long does it go (user)
• September has such a feeling
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• There can be only one
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I can quit any time I want
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Only Jesus can judge me
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• That which does not kill me...
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You Fucked Up!
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Time does not exist without rain
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Fucked Up
• Fuck it or kill it
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Smoking can kill you
• fucked up criteria (user)
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• talking can only give you away
• University students can be really stupid
• Only perl can parse Perl
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Ski piss
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Only perfection can break your heart
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I will kill you if I can
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Only Nixon can go to China
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Can I wake you up?
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• These are the only hands I can give
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Why does Man kill?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Time does not exist
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• My microwave can stop time

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