Well, she grew up, got married and became a respected
ambassador as Shirley Temple Black.
Then
she became Shirley Temple Crystal, and she left her old life, and stood
upon a high diamond mountain, and contemplated existence.
Then
she became Shirley Temple Omicron, and ascended to the clouds, where she
ruled over the storm giants in a castle made of wind.
But she
became cruel, upon her throne, and let the storm giants run wild, and
there was more and more thunder upon the earth, and the cities were
washed to the sea, and the people looked up to the crackling heavens,
and in their despair and rage they called her Shirley Temple Tyrannus.
She was defeated by a plucky band of ragtag heroes riding a blimp.
Now
she wanders the seas, in the
Good Ship Lollipop, and she calls herself
Shirley Temple Omega, and rescues people from drowning, and many
dolphins follow in her wake.