Findings:

• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Oxford Comma
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Friends who fuck
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Give a flying fuck
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• we who are about to die salute you
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• People who carp about their jobs
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• How to not give a fuck
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The bored who complain
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Porn industry
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Who's watching the fools that are watching your back?
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• titting about
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• What E2 is all about
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Wedderburn's theorem about finite division rings
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• a narrative about my relationship

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