Findings:
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- To do is to be
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- To hold a pen is to be at war
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Can't we all just be friends?
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- you can't have it both ways
- Should I be happy?
- You can't have everything
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- When you know things are just meant to be
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Why Can't This Be Love
- you have to be close to catch it
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- To be noble in an average life
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- we can't all be rock stars
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Chant and be Happy
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- you have to be kidding
- Beggars can't be choosers
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- What life after death will really be like
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- good reasons to be content
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- We hold these truths to be self-evident
- My life may no longer be my own
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- The next life will be better
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- painting stars that have come to be
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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