Findings:
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- you have me at a disadvantage
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- What pornos would have us believe
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- What have you done for me lately?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I wish you would talk to me
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- you would have been
- Dogs that have owned me
- It could have been me
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I would like to have emotions
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- the night absolutely into me
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- You stole what they would have given you
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- You have no power over me
- Things video games have taught me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- tell me what you have in your heart
- words hiss into me
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Look into your soul
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- That would be me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Put me under
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Californians have no soul
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- Proof that you have 11 fingers
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Could you have danced with me?
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Have One On Me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- What is it like to have a soul?
- he would have cried
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won
- he would have laughed
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- lord have kind feel for my soul
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- May Eru have mercy on my soul
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
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