Findings:
- You can never really escape the fire
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- You can never get away from yourself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- We were never really friends
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- you can never quarantine the past
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I never really enjoyed destroying cities
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- you never can tell with bees
- Can things really change?
- Can we all just get along?
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Can I get a sketch?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- I never bend what I can break
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- I never get mail
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- You can never go home again
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- What can you get for three cents?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- You never can tell
- Something I Can Never Have
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Can I Get An Amen?
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- The least I can get away with
- can you get enough of me?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- University students can be really stupid
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Gravity really gets me down
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- we can get along even though we disagree
- You'll never get away with this!
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- I never really thought about it
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- It's knowing that I'll never get lost
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
- ahead of the game
- ahead of the curve
- look ahead
- Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
- Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- Go ahead, throw your vote away
- go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
- Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- Full steam ahead
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- coffee can
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- How can you sleep at night?
- Canned goods
- cans
- I can see her face
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- As far as the eye can see
- canned hunt
- I can hear you
- Asking for a favor
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Any song can be a love song
- that can made you sick
- Nothing can stop me now
- Prince Albert in a can
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- can bowl
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Can we still be friends?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I will kill you if I can
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- can opener
- can of grease
- I can do much better than this
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
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