Findings:

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• you don't have to do this
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I don't have a television set
• What to do if you have bad credit
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do what you have to do
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• What Do You Say What Do You Do
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• "Don't worry," he says
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Baptist jokes
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I don't believe in anything
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• what do you say?
• If you can say something nice, do
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Do as I say, not as I do
• Why do children have to die?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• These papers do not show what I have done
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What Do You Say, What Do You Do
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• we have a lot of work to do
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I do have some things to hide
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• A reason to drink
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I don't know what to do with you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I don't know what else to do
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• What do you say to Michael Crichton?
• Why males have nipples
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• You, standing
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Don't do that then!
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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