Findings:
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It could have been me
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- What have you done for me lately?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Could you have danced with me?
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You have no power over me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Things video games have taught me
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- you have me at a disadvantage
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Have One On Me
- Dogs that have owned me
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Bewitch
- The language is leaving me
- The Mosque Bewitched
- Bewitched?
- widow bewitched
- water bewitched
- Bewitched, Bewildered and Bedamned
- Curse of the Switched Bewitched Dead Dicks
- Have Blue (user)
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
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