Findings:
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- When I have female children
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Piero Manzoni
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- How can an atheist have morals?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Stoned music memories
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- When I sleep, it's not quiet
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- How can you sleep at night?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- You Can Sleep While I Drive
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When living we have need of Death
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- There are no sleep in can
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Can I have a light?
- When water chokes you
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- I can photograph you while you sleep
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- When can it end?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Something I Can Never Have
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- When you go, I sleep again
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- can of corn
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
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