Findings:
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- He taught me how to smoke
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- The day he gave me a lift
- he calls me girly (user)
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Navigating a crowd
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He brings me books like flowers
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- How to order in a crowded bar
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How television car chases influenced me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- I've got the music in me
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- You've got to be kidding me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Escaping a mindfuck cycle
- Escaping a stuck elevator
- How to escape a sinking car
- A silence that escapes, how it plagues my wandering thought
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- My first comet
- Sleep escapes me still
- how my computer nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How Do You Want Me?
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- How to escape an unfavourable contract
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- How the American flag got raped
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He loves me, he loves me not
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- she, he, and me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- he that is not with me is against me
- You Really Got Me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He called me Sarah once
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He has redefined me, again and again
- he calls me monster
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- He Hate Me
- The Statue Got Me High
- How Pac-Man got his name
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- That's Just How He Was
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Everything got me fired!
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
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