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Thu Apr 29 1999 at 20:51:02 (9.5 years ago )

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• Principia Discordia
• metric system
• Smallest number greater than 0
• Nutella
• Doppelgänger
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• Time does not exist
• Terence McKenna
• right to bear arms
• Tastes great, less filling
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Nice disks, wanna fsck?
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• Getting to know you nodes
• Everything Rumors
• How to Cook Everything
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
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• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• American Underworld Dictionary
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• 15 will get you 20
• Birthday Paradox
• Why don't you drink?
• Bad roommate
• Pyrrhic Victory
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• How to make love to a virgin
• How to torture a telemarketer
• umami
• You've Been Borged!
• Atrocities in the Bible
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Seitan
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• gazpacho
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• "American Indians": Absurd liberal myth
• The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
• Syllogistic Fallacies
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• Cheese triangle objectivism
• Casey at the Bat
• Geek's guide to working out
• Creative methods of suicide
• In Praise of Idleness
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to cook the perfect steak
• How to escape a sinking car
• The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Beyond Belief: A Buddhist Critique of Christianity
• Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• I know when the world will end
• The BBFC Categories Of Swear Words
• Bm
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Cunnilingus FAQ
• Driving an SUV is comparable to owning a handgun
• The Cheap Beer Challenge
• weight lifting
• A Study On The Effects Of THC
• Monkey Island Insults
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• B.S. your way through Spanish
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• The Unpublished Works of Dr. Seuss (idea)
• Fucked up Facts from History
• How to wipe your ass
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• Essential Psychedelic Guide
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
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• Grey Goose Vodka
• Finding minima and maxima
• Tantric Sex
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• Bill Gates' real net worth
• The Truth Behind Doritos Flavors
• How to improve your orgasms
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
• The Theory of Evolution is not a valid theory
• Microwaving CDs
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• Friday night in dormland
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• The room labeled "Leave your bullshit at the door"
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• How to pierce your own ears
• The physics behind toilet seat splatter
• The time my father caught me having sex
• The Art of Insulting
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter VII - Racial Insults
• Things that mix well with Vodka
• Vodka Sorbet
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• translating the Kama Sutra
• An idea for escape from a dying universe
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• How to hypnotize someone
• Dragging a disk to the trash to eject it on a Macintosh
• urinal for women
• Grammatical Analysis of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend