Findings:
- First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- You're not from around here, are you?
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- from
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Theme from Shaft
- Redo from start
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Argument from Non-Belief
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Good from far, but far from good
- From the Earth to the Moon
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Argument from Design
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Escape From New York
- Escape from L.A.
- Zev
- Steady Sounds from the Underground
- From Beyond
- Exile: Escape From the Pit
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- Withdraw yourself from the situation
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- letter from a Boeing 717
- Dav from Jordan (user)
- Tales from the Crypt
- Things we learn from movies
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Jose Chung's From Outer Space
- Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
- The view from my room
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- away from me
- Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
- strictly from hunger
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
- What I want from life
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- COME FROM
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- Greetings from the hypersphere
- Tales from the Hood
- From Pent-up Aching Rivers
- Facing West from California's Shores
- The evolution of Microsoft Windows from the utterly useless UI tweaks perspective
- From pillar to post
- Beware the disgusting butter cream tart from Chinatown
- Escape from Monkey Island
- Genius from Mars Technique
- Sonnet #43, from the Portuguese
- Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
- The Secession of Canada from the Republic of Quebec
- return from the dead
- You are a bisexual gerbil from Romania
- Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge")
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Scenes from the Hat
- The "running from the explosion" scene
- Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
- taking down the advertising industry from the inside
- Where Does Everything Come From?
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- Removing wax from clothing
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
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