Findings:
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Fast, Cheap and Out of Control
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm good for it.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm too old for this shit
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- I'm no good at enigmas
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- I'm Too Sexy
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Im-
- I'm a little tea pot
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Out of Control
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I'm tired
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm with the band
- I'm not that kinda girl
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm gay
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm with stupid
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- imm
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm just a bill
- I'm bored
- I'm not very cool
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- My cats think I'm a God
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm Proud of You
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm Going Home
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- the good days are killing me too
- CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
- I'm Losing You
- I walk around when I'm high
- Crush out of control
- I'm sorry
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- So. Central Rain
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- Hands off, I'm special
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm not drinking any more
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm not sure
- IM
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm Glad
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