Findings:
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns kill people.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Know your pets
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- When you kill people they die
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't encourage people to read
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Things people don't want to hear
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I don't believe in people
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- kill him dead; don't call me
- People who use Windows
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- people who don't exist
- People don't flail when they die
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- People who don't read
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- don't kill your clients
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Capitalize, please
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Kill a rap
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Please Kill Me
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Bikini Kill
- kill -KILL
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- kill -9 dueling
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- They killed our Lord
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- spermicide kills
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- kill file
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Kill the Poor
- Kill
- Smoking can kill you
- I kill microbes for a living
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How to kill a clown
- Why does Man kill?
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- kill -XCPU
- Accidental death odds
- To Kill a Dead Man
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Meat Kills
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- This machine kills fascists
- The Man He Killed
- kill -BUS
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- kill word
- One Shot One Kill
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Humane octopus killing
- A little child could never kill this clean
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill Zone
- High Time to Kill
- Licence to Kill
- Kill two birds with one stone
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Society killed evolution
- computers kill kids
- I will kill you if I can
- God Loves, Man Kills
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Kill Yr Idols
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- A Time to Kill
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Killed By Death
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- Camp Kill Yourself
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- how my computer nearly killed me
- I would kill my mother
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Kill the rich
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Gravity Kills
- Kill Yourself
- Kill Rock Stars
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Kill Your Television
- kill -9
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Kill time before it kills you
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Kill your sampler
- Let's Get Killed
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- A View to a Kill
- I Love to Kill
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- kill -PIPE
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Kill 'em All
- Someone please kill me
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
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