Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "ha, I seriously picked Codependents Anonymous pretty much entirely just because Austin really wanted me to go to Al-Anon"

• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• or that no one has made me feel wanted
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• just because
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• What golf has taught me
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Never Let Me Go
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Where do you want to go today?
• because you can fall, you almost want to
• She wanted to go to Paris
• Just go ahead
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• I Want to Go Home!
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• how far do you want to go?
• feline allergies
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Just call me fluffy
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Codependents Anonymous
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I don't want to go home
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Roe has got to go
• I Want to Go Home
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• i want to go to bee hell
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• The pretty girl has no friends
• What in the world has come over me
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I'll just pluck this forbidden fruit, what could go wrong
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• I just want to be friends
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Experience has made me bitter
• Because I do not want to forget
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• It kills me to watch them go
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just Go with It
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't want to go back to work
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe

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