Findings:
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- The Ass and His Driver
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He brings me books like flowers
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Ass like a chicken
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- he likes to watch you walk
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He made a way to his anger
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Your words like warm water, his words like salt
- i like his madness
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Bust Ass Falls
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He weaves his words
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he smokes like a cello plays
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- he's like someone living in a dream
- He Looked Like the Summer
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- He just left his body
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Wolf
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- ass butt (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
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