Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- How much more can we bear?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How it's Going to Be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I have more stories about trains for you
- How much is a pint of milk?
- how many warnings have been mistaken for aspirations
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- How long have you known?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- How to have an epileptic fit
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Inserting an intravenous cannula
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to make roses open up
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Hey, how's it going?
- blondes have more fun
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- this is how i'm going to die.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How much for the little girl?
- How to pick up women
- How much money do you make?
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How to set up a formal table
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- You have far too much time on your hands
- mindlessly going where others have gone before
- I have never felt more alive
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- People have fucked up before
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an out of body experience
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- You, standing
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- How much pain did you cause?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to pick up men
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Thumbs Up going down
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- How much information is there in the World?
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- Sobering up before going to bed
- How to urinate standing up
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to f*** up
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- going back in time for one more pizza
- How naked are we going to get?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- How the mighty have fallen
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Going back for more
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How we have grown apart
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- How to "Have People"
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Sex in a small car
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I have made up a name for my disease
- because I have given up any care
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have too much to say
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How could you ever have enough?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to have lesbian sex
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
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