Findings:
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- chewing gum
- I look better when I am wet
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- chewing gum flavor guide
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- uses of chewing gum
- Chewing gum gives you an advantage as a football manager
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to scream when no one is looking
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- When you want me and how you want me
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- What do you see when you look up?
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Who what when where why & how
- How not to faint when you can't move
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- look at how we fold perfectly into the night
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How I Became Stupid
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- when did we forget how to play?
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- When I look at you sideways
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Chewing on tinfoil
- The chewing of random stockings, a field guide
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- biting and chewing
- gum
- locust bean gum
- Speakeasy Natural Gum
- Gum ammoniac
- Dream gum
- Bubble Gum
- sweet gum
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Marukawa Artifically Flavored Bubble Gum
- gum arabic
- You cannot blow bubbles with gum arabic
- xanthan gum
- Ee By Gum, Lord!
- You will suffer long term physiological damage if you swallow that gum!
- Gum, Disease
- Glee Gum
- swallowing gum
- Gum printing
- Gum Diggers
- BlackJack Gum
- gum erosion
- gum line
- Beemans Gum
- Fruit Gums
- Christmas where the gum trees grow
- All Altruists Gladly Make Gum In Gallon Tanks
- bubble gum ponies
- Wood gum
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
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