Findings:
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Have You Ever Walked?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Have you ever thought
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- How could you ever have enough?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I have seen the elephant
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Ski piss
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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