Findings:

• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• really. I'm good
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm good for it.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• im da best (user)
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm pinching your face!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm Your Fan
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Only the good die young
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm a little ICBM
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Im-
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Proud of You
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• the words I'm after
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm no Whitman...
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I walk around when I'm high
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• So. Central Rain
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• I'm sorry
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not very cool
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm gay
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm Going Home
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm with stupid
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm falling in love with you
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The only defense is a good pretense
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• imm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Losing You
• I'm with the band
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
• I'm not sure
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Glad
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm bored
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm just a bill
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!

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