Findings:

• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• a good excuse (user)
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How to start a fire without matches
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Up the creek without an application
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• How to smell good without the use of perfume
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• no good without evil, no evil without good
• God is good, people are screwed up
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• good
• Good Thing
• goods
• Good programmers
• Good Times virus
• Good Witch of the North
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
• Good Omens
• Good Will Hunting
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Moderation is good
• It's all good
• goods and services
• Good as Gold
• good old boy
• A good idea at the time
• common good
• All attention is good attention.
• Good from far, but far from good
• Taste and see that the Lord is good
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Good Vibrations
• good spirits
• As Good as it Gets
• good fight
• so good
• for your own good
• Good News
• good riddance
• Ten-four, good buddy
• There is good country music
• Too good to be true
• good, fast, cheap
• Christian as synonym for good
• illimitable goods
• apparent goods
• good graces
• good old days
• Good cop Bad cop
• A good time
• Finger lickin' good
• The Good Apprentice
• Damn, I'm good.
• It's all good.
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• good grammar, good taste
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• The Good Doctor
• Dress goods
• Good fellowship
• Good now
• Steelbow goods
• Every good band decibels furiously
• So far, so good
• The Good Book
• Good News Week
• The Good Earth
• Good bookstore
• good morning
• chaotic good
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• good enough for government work
• Cape of Good Hope
• good intentions
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Canned goods
• The Goods and the Ills
• Good for a lay
• Good giver-up
• Good head
• Green goods
• Good Advice
• source of all good bits
• Glinda the Good Witch
• One good thing about gangs
• A good feeling
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• good works

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