Findings:
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- My first comet
- Just Let Me Breathe
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Ask Me Why
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- How Prom nearly killed me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Ask me about Loom
- What Playboy taught me just now
- it's still just me in here
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- it's just me (user)
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- man when you are telling me how it was
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- They asked me to write a letter
- just hold me, and let me weep
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- How television car chases influenced me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How Do You Want Me?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- That's Just How He Was
- Somebody once asked me...
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Just call me fluffy
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- let me ask (user)
- Just How You Feel
- Just how is this arousing?
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How Much for just the Planet?
- He taught me how to smoke
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Ask Me Anything
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I asked her not to forget me
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- When you want me and how you want me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- People just expect things from me
- She just looks at me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Just Me (user)
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Things you told me when we were in love
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- If You Have to Ask
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
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