kslawson
- user since
- Tue Mar 23 1999 at 07:54:31 (9.4 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon Sep 11 2006 at 19:09:40 (2 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 65 - View kslawson's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 3 (Acolyte) / 3361
- C!s spent
- 131
- mission drive within everything
- Our goal is to globally leverage existing cutting edge technology so that we may continually provide access to performance based infrastructures for 100% customer satisfaction. props to http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/career/bin/ms2.cgi)
- specialties
- That nifty parlor trick with the pencil where you move it up and down just right and it looks like it's going all bendy but really it's just your eyes playing tricks on you.
- school/company
- Rottenchester Is Terrible, or Ridiculous Institute Tuition, or maybe Raped In Tush, or maybe Ritzy Industry Training, but really Rochester Institute of Technology.
- motto
- I do more after 2 A.M. than most people do all day!
- most recent writeup
- Self or Self-less?
User Bookmarks:
- Welcome to Everything
- Roommate
- bonnet
- binarydreams
- astraldancer
- Alan Smithee
- linnellgirl
- SgtCoolGuy
- Brian Eno
- The Spanish Inquisition
- Go
- Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
- transfinite economy
- IQ
- Bill Hicks
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- THX 1138
- Singularity
- Tao Te Ching
- chai
- Dyson Sphere
- May you live in interesting times
- smeg
- Infinite monkeys theorem
- Alyson Hannigan
- DeLorean
- Troma
- The Teenage Liberation Handbook
- PiHKAL
- Bill Drummond
- Jeff Minter
- Leatherman
- Bad Religion
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Vladimir Nabokov
- gravity bong
- Thomas Merton
- Jumpman
- The revolution will not be televised
- Japanese Go terms
- This is Hardcore
- Terence McKenna
- The Star Trek Project
- Computing Machinery and Intelligence
- van der Waals forces
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- xi
- New Coke
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- Salvia divinorum
- I fuck your sunshine
- Table of ASCII Characters
- What do you think of the database, Barry White?
- News for noders. Stuff that matters.
- E2 ASCII art
- She Walks in Beauty
- Codex Seraphinianus
- The Throne of the Third Heaven
- I like my coffee the way I like my women
- Everything University
- E2 HTML tags
- My last pep rally as a cheerleader
- Pervertible
- Praxis
- Smile
- Typology
- The Tao of Programming
- Favorite Everything quotes
- Voting Paradoxes
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- donfreenut
- Duplicates Found:
- airwick
- Jerronimo
- Fruan
- legislating morality
- Everything2 Crypto Project
- blank ballot project
- Measurements based on the human body
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Anarchist FAQ
- libertarian socialism
- Takarazuka
- American Underworld Dictionary
- jukka styledef
- philosophers (idea)
- Pre/Trans fallacy
- Cutting, copying, and pasting in different computing environments
- emacs vi disjunction
- Vampire Tag
- Powers
- Everything as a Markov chain
- Snoogans
- stillsuit
- Everything Bartender
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- meta-fu
- Sorting Algorithms
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- RFC 2324
- Link and Link
- how to avoid paying for washing machines (thing)
- stupid consumer warnings
- A Timeline of the Internet
- RFC 1149
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law? (idea)
- The Cremation of Sam McGee
- visible language workshop
- Butt crack of dawn
- How to dispose of a corpse
- kosAi
- The Virgin Suicides
- The Story of the Vivian Girls
- liquid nitrogen ice cream
- li
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- Satan in a Skirt
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- Typo forensics
- RFC 2795
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Swear words from science fiction
- IBM clicky keyboard
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- Truly Useful Op Codes
- Debbie
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Temporary Autonomous Zone
- The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
- vadding
- Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge") (idea)
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
- stash
- Agh! The rumors of the Daystar are true!
- I was going to marry Marty (idea)
- critical simian mass
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- bush doof
- Jump, Little Children (thing)
- School is making itself obsolete with all of this memorization
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- skinny dipping with Terence McKenna
- Espen Aarseth
- The lucrative way to visit Japan (idea)
- The Transparent Society
- Autechre (person)
- Spivak pronouns
- The Hacker Crackdown
- CrowJane
- mental floss
- Cap'n Crunch wrecked my mouth
- The Sex Jar Idea
- adamdma
- So...what do we do now that we're happy? (idea)
- paedopop
- Protozoa
- I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
- Sřren Kierkegaard (person)
- maximizing shareholder value
- The Great Big Treasury of Beatrix Potter (thing)
- control codes
- The Linux Directory Structure
- A book and a jug and a dame
- Children's games
- What to bring to a rave
- A Thousand and One Arabian Nights
- Your Body's Weapons
- DataTracer
- LSMSA
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- Annals of Improbable Research
- Everything 2 Editors
- Involuntary raising hands trick
- Arms through the floor trick
- The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
- Tell me about your secret places
- On the Duty of Civil Disobedience
- swifticus
- Male multiple orgasms
- table driven html
- Overhead imagery of your house
- The Unpublished Works of Dr. Seuss
- Slack is a way of life (idea)
- The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)
- The Christian God and Particle Physics
- Baby name books are crap
- I was promised flying cars
- Four square
- Yudkowsky's Scale of Future Shock Levels
- Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
- Candice
- The birth of leadership, an ASCII pic
- StarGlider 2
- Transhumanist Terminology
- Survivor2
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- ice cream and psilocybin
- for(int *p=0;;*(p++)=0);
- Humorous Writings of E2
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
- Software development is not an engineering discipline
- Water as an alternative to caffeine
- Tauress
- Pizza of the Playa (thing)
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- I will never drink root beer again
- BFPG 9000
- PostScript Code to Draw A Sierpinski Triangle
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- IBM Model M Keyboard
- August 16, 2000
- The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
- Stuart, Iowa
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Essential Psychedelic Guide
- punch thyself
- The Great Grand E2 Book Lotto
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Coral Castle
- penis festival (idea)
- Y(R-Y)(B-Y) (idea)
- Amphetamine addiction as a cure for ADHD (idea)
- The Vernor Vinge Project
- Funerals should be a celebration (idea)
- The Great Grand E2 Mix-Tape Lotto
- The New York City Subway Lines Project
- Small helpful scripts for noders
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern (idea)
- E2 node tracker
- I would kill my mother
- how to increase the size of an array
- The Computer Programmer One-Way Elastic Time Theory
- "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
- node-fu
- A guide for the first time raver
- noding music
- Copr.
- A community without shame has no future
- Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
- fuzzy arithmetic
- The Shape of the New Millennium
- obso1337
- Everything: In the Beginning (thing)
- Feigenbaum number
- Bread is the staff of the proletariat. Toast is a decadent capitalist luxury.
- The right way to take a bath
- Conger Cuddling and Marrow Dangling (idea)
- How to design your IDE setup (idea)
- Psychedelic Guide: DMT
- apathetic breasts
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- Irish alphabet
- Feng Shui ninjas
- The problem with normal people and computers
- MIT Guide to Lockpicking
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- What is Everything2?
- Transcendental aesthetic
- Edev First Post!
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- I will fight no more forever
- New XML displaytype
- SparkMatch personality types
- C++: how the parser and the lexer fight over templates (idea)
- Vernor Vinge on the Singularity
- How to DJ
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- Life is half over at age 10
- Gimme some of that Jizzum
- powderpuff football
- origami throwing star
- Brent-Salamin Algorithm
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Changing the window title in Internet Explorer
- Richard Nixon's Social Security Number
- dream generator (idea)
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Named HTML Colors
- Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1
- How to translate a Latin sentence
- Lain: Cyberia Mix
- magnetic solar sail
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
- e2interface
- Japanese Telecom