Findings:
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- That which I should have done I did not do
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- by any means necessary
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- The tattoo phenomenon
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- like you're blind but still can see
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- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- What have you done for me lately?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- They don't know what I've done
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Farmers' Market
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
- The way things have always been done
- Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- i've done nothing lately
- These papers do not show what I have done
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Done up like a kipper
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Ghosts must have done it!
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- European Arrest Warrant
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- But I Like You
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- But I have seen the sun just once
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Hot pursuit
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- because I have given up any care
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- War is hell but men like it
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You don't have any real problems
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
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