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• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
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• Three Days Grace
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• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
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• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
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• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
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• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• That which I should have done I did not do
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• Say, lad, have you things to do?
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• Waking from Drunkenness on a Spring Day
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• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• What do moths do during the day?
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• There are not enough hours in the day
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• 28 hour day
• Have a nice day
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• From Social Synapses to Social Ganglions: Complex Adaptive Systems in Jurassic Days
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• From Spring Days To Winter (For Music)
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There are not enough hours in our day
• Penis for a day
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• In School Days
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• A day without him is three years long
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• a rainy day is rainy regardless of the exact quantity of rain
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• The Eight Hour Work Day
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Prayers of St John Chrysostom for each hour of the day and night
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The three days of darkness
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Compliment of the day, from Ivanna Serhiy Koval
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• A day in the life of a school nurse
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• What I want from life
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start

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