Findings:

• Note to self: be nice
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• That would be me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• it would be hilarious if only
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• To thine own self be true
• eternity would be boring
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I never thought it would be like this
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The best kind of bartender
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• A whimper would be fine
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If you would be so kind
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If you would be seated
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• You mean the me that you would be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• That Would Be Enough
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• medical advice
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• sage advice
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Advice for using customer service
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Advice to nude smokers
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Be Mine
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

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