Findings:

• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Collision avoidance technique
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• God
• God of Gamblers
• The Mote in God's Eye
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• God damned sons of bitches
• My God, it's full of stars
• In God We Trust
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• God only knows
• Nine Billion Names of God
• Thou art God
• Other Gods
• Elder Gods
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• Dear God
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• The existence of God
• porcelain god
• God Mode
• God complex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Who makes God's rules?
• Can God lie?
• I have no faith in your God
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Small Gods
• Let go and let God
• God's Gift To Man
• God's Waiting Room
• false god
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• God is a verb
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• God (user)
• Wind God Family
• God among Lice (user)
• Morality without God
• God's name
• God Damn it!
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• Playing God
• God helps those who help themselves
• My God
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Behave as if there were a God
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Nature's God
• Random Number God
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• I saw god
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
• kiss it up to God
• The God of Cookery
• kitchen god
• Faith In God
• Dancing Gods
• One nation under God
• God Knows
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• The God That Failed
• God was created in man's image
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• carbon is god
• Woman of God
• Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God

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