Findings:
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Good Advice
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Good Advices
- When good cats go bald
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- how to choose a good durian
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- He's a good guy friend
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He taught me how to smoke
- That's Just How He Was
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How to get good in-flight service
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Improving your chess game
- How we see others
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- When you want me and how you want me
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Taste and see that the Lord is good
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Alfredo sauce
- It will be good when I am leader
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- How to be a good customer
- He's a good conversationalist, he's a gentleman
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- How to give your man a good backrub
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- When he became an old man
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Who what when where why & how
- Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Don Quixote
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to see in the dark
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How can I see far?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- when did we forget how to play?
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When good code goes bad
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Don Quixote, Part Three
- good vs. well
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- How To Be Good
- How to be a good evil villain
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to find good nodes
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 27
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Don Quixote - Book 2 Chapter 51
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Good to See You
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 26
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Don Quixote Translator's Preface I
- Don Quixote Translator's Preface II
- Don Quixote Translator's Preface IIb
- Don Quixote Translator's Preface IIc
- Don Quixote Translator's Preface IId
- Don Quixote Author's Preface
- Don Quixote Author's Dedication
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 1
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 2
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 3
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 4
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 5
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 6
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 7
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 9
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 10
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 11
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 12
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 13
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 14
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 15
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 16
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 17
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 18
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 19
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 20
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 21
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 22
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 23
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 24
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 25
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