Findings:
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- No one can be in two places at once
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- how to be a friend
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- God must be deaf
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be an improv musician
- There will be no more stories to read
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How to be a good customer
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to Be Alone
- God must be living in the sea.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- you must be the sponge to be the river
- No place I'd rather be
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I must die or be better
- Goops and How to be Them
- We hold these truths to be self-evident
- She must be what cocaine is like
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to be a lardass
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Attention must be paid
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- How to be an asshole
- Be cool in college
- How to be a troll
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- College football must be preserved
- How To Be Good
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Surgeons must be very careful
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to be a badass
- How to be a geek
- How To Be Funny
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Truth be told
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- must be joking (user)
- Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- Why War must be permitted
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Must be a lesbian
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be invisible
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Running toward the edge
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a backstabber
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- Signs must be loud
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to be anonymous
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- No threat should be taken lightly
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- How to be a good evil villain
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- How to be a terrible customer
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How the Moon Came to Be
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- No one can be totally logical
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
- My life may no longer be my own
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