Findings:
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- You're Only Old Once!
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- When the Year Grows Old
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- food fight
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- When I was ten years old
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- What could you possibly tell Hostess?
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- If only I could get into her head
- And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
- 16 year old
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- I am eighteen years old
- One year old
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
- Only a little child could kill this cleanly
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- 15 years old
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- Death of an Eight Year Old
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- the only comfort we could ever have
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- could
- A little child could never kill this clean
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- I wish I could cry
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Because I could not Stop for Death
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- I wish I could invent shit
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Could you give a little turtle a shot?
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- If I could let the universe swallow you whole
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- why i could never live in the city
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- The Little Engine that Could
- I could make a habit out of you
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- i think i could love you
- I wish I could sleep on my back
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- If I could do it all over again
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Things that could be
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- We could all be blind
- I could keep my sexuality private
- I could eat a horse
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- I could not fire
- If you could see me cry
- I could taste the air
- Could I Have Been?
- How one man could control the Senate
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- A remembrance day I wish I could forget
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- we could get lost in the fall
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I could hear her thoughts
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- You said you could hear the galaxy
- If I could be someone
- When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- The mountain could be home
- If I Could Say Mother
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Penis for a day
- Could AOL phone home?
- You could be so delicious
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- Could/can vs Would/will
- might could
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Society could use basic cable rebirth
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Could I bookmark you?
- If you could see her through my eyes
- It Could Happen to You
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- The Princess No-one Could Silence
- They could have saved Kevin
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Farther than I could see
- If these walls could talk
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- A monkey could direct epee
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- I wish I could burn like god
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- I could not leave it lonely.
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
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