Findings:
- The Day the World was about to End
- In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
- Which heaven to gaudy day
- You, standing
- The importance of good head
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- A Spring, with gentle unfurling and sly days of sunshine
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
- I want to hear about his day in person
- June 19th, 2009 -- Climate Change Action Day
- This lasted for about two days
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- End of the day bosses
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Sentences with which to end your life
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Not from the head
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Which way are you headed?
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Songs About Fucking
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
- ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- he left on a day that ended in why
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- youre an idiot (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- I'll explain it when you're older
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- all day I dream about sex
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- I'll give you something to cry about
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- inside my head, where the heart beat is
- Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
- Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- End of Days
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Programming for the End of the Day
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Music was better in the old days
- the day ends
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Days or Years
- how witches begin and end the day
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
- Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
- the longing doesn't end and you're never gonna get my heart
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
- Heads or tails?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- A joke about tax collectors
- The several horsemen of the Apocalypse spill their secrets
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
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