Findings:

• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• The Hare Who Got Married
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She's got legs
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Caring for a pregnant hamster, and what to do afterwards
• I've Got a Secret
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Got Self Esteem?
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• I got it from Agnes
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Amidala Got Back
• I got pierced
• Got Milk?
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• You've Got A Friend
• You've got another think coming
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Hitler has only got one ball
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Roe has got to go
• I've got the music in me
• Have got
• a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I got a good feeling!
• Got root?
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• Got
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I Got Six
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Your cable TV just got better!
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• I got hit by the pizza man
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• gott tot ist
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• Got any ID please?
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• The Statue Got Me High
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Johnny Got His Gun
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The one that got away
• Blue Got Up
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• I got your nose
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Ya Got Trouble
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• I got sunshine in a bag
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• A man's got to know his limitations
• gots (user)
• Got Bones? (document)
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• One Got Fat
• I got the cancer
• I've Got a Woman
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Baby's Got a Temper
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Got milk? A ninjagirls bake sale!
• Baby Got Back
• Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
• You Got Served
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• D dock and the fish that got away
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Because I Got High
• I got the babel fish!
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• You Really Got Me
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• I've got the Internet
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Got Beer?
• Got to buck
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• First the music, then the fire
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• You've Got Stalkers
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• We've Got Tonight
• Have I Got News for You
• Everything got me fired!
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• Why I got my tattoo
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Got to Get You into My Life
• The Songs That Got Away
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I've got a little list
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• Got prostate cancer?
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've Got the World on a String
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Everyone's got their drug
• We've got company
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• I Got Rhythm
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• Freddy Got Fingered
• I gots a Weasel
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I've got mine
• i got nothin (user)
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• Still Got the Blues
• Who's Got The Crack
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• We've Got A World That Swings
• How the American flag got raped
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must

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