Findings:
- Pants are optional
- Worldwide Pants
- pants
- tear-away track pants
- pant
- Mr. Pants
- camouflage pants
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- fancy pants
- parachute pants
- Who wears the pants
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- pair of pants
- capri pants
- leather pants
- Giant flaming pants of death
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Hammer pants
- Phat pants
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- cargo pants
- Flying by the seat of your pants
- baggy pants
- In my pants
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- The Pants Game
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Pants (user)
- Period Pants
- ants in the pants
- canada pants
- Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
- Pants are a tool of the Man
- Ozzie Pants
- Liar, liar, pants on fire
- These are not my pants!
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- pants are funny
- Ambient Pants
- You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
- meat pants
- two pants suit
- Napoleon's Pants (user)
- Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
- Off Pants
- As Pants the Hart for Cooling Streams
- Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
- MAST Pants
- Raver pants
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Instant Wet Pirate Pants
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Indestructible Pants
- Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Slut pants
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- Goofy Henkin Pants
- liquid crystal pants
- im in your pants (user)
- lm ln your pants (user)
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Training pants
- MC Pee Pants
- Inflatable trauma pants
- pants run
- Pants Pants Revolution
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
- pants salad (user)
- Rugby pants
- Little robots in your pants
- Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
- wool pants
- Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- Pants Rowland
- Pants the Cat
- Tough Pants (user)
- The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
- fisherman's pants
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
- Fancy Pants (user)
- Pant Devil
- Mr. fat pants (user)
- Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- emergency pants
- Mail Order Pants
- pants 21 (user)
- So Who Wear the Pants?
- aladdin pants
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- We have standards AND pants
- Angst In My Pants
- Carpenter pants
- Jizz in my Pants
- pants role
- Andrew Pants
- short pants
- The relative unnaturalnesses of vegetarianism, homosexuality, and pants
- with pockets full of haiku in borrowed pants
- John Saggy Pants (user)
- yoga pants
- Why women's pants have no pockets
- zodiac pants
- shit
- Cans of shit
- When the shit hits the fan
- Piece of shit car
- shit list
- Shoot the shit
- no shit
- Shit happens
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Up Shit Creek without a paddle
- No shit, there I was
- I shit you not
- Don't shit where you eat
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- food fight
- Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
- Horse shit
- the eagle shits
- I wish I could invent shit
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- dog shit
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Ape shit
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- My brother shit in my pillow
- People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- No shit, Sherlock
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- How to Shit in the Woods
- For shits and grins
- In deep shit
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- I Want My Shit
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
- Shit or get off the pot
- Your skin is liquid
- On the subject of me losing my shit
- When life gives you shit
- I know, let's give shit away
- shit head
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Shit on my chest
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- Blowing shit up
- happy horse shit
- Uncontrollable moody shit mode
- Bird shit on your head
- What the fuck is this shit?
- I can do shit with my legs
- When the Pope says shit
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- Shit is a bad word
- Shit, piss, and corruption
- Old Norse shit
- le shit
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- The shit we ate
- Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
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