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• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• only then will we be safe from each other
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• the world will be remade in our image
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• The Other Side of Abbey Road
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Even the dead will not be safe
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be something... be anything other than this
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Be our drone
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• you have to be close to catch it
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Carl Everett
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• There will be time
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Boys will be boys
• node that will be my legacy
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• A Jared by any other name
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The revolution will not be televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will I be given that chance?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• What life after death will really be like
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• all the cute guys will be there
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• you have to be kidding
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I fear I will be nothing
• because I have given up any care
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Will I cease to be
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I'll never be the other woman
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• AI should be our top priority.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• You don't have any real problems
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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