Findings:
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Same birthday as me
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- The thought that kept me awake
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- they're all the same except for me
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Experience has made me bitter
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- What golf has taught me
- you never sent me the manuscript
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- I thought you loved me
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- They don't touch me the same way
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
- things that scared me this week
- thought has become irritatingly symphonic
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- feline allergies
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- What in the world has come over me
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Satan has your nose
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- great things he has taught us
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Elvis has left the building
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- Your hair has turned white
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- 911 has an automated response
- September has such a feeling
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- Where has the smoke gone?
- Smoking has class
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Each one has their own story
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- This year has flown
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- My dog has been stolen
- How to find something which has been lost
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- She still has my Borges book
- Death has entered my life once more
- gomame no ha gishiri
- A serious error has occurred
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- ha oto shelanu
- Plastic Has Memory
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- ba shana ha ba'a
- jo ha kyu
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- The Giant Panda's Time has Come
- Pain has an Element of Blank
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
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