trim

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(idea) by Pseudo_Intellectual (3.2 d) (print)   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:52:51
(thing) by dannye (1.4 hr) (print)   (I like it!) Fri Jul 07 2000 at 3:20:19

There's nothing more pitiful that a middle aged guy who's drunk at lunchtime, in public.

I'm trying to eat my grilled chicken salad at Regas the other day. (They call this chain Grady's in some locales. If you have one near you, I suggest you eat there. It is good grub, and the salads are the best I've ever had anywhere in the world.) But, since I like to eat at the bar and read the paper during lunch, I have to put up with the smokers and the cell-phone yuppies. Seldom, at lunch, do I have to endure a drunken guy about my age, telling this black guy next to him how he used to be a DJ on the black radio station back when.

It's noon, and I've watched this pitiful bastard throw back four beers and two shots of whiskey. (The bartender told me in an aside that he'd had four beers and a shot before I got there.) So he's getting fairly loud, and you can tell the black guy, even if he believes this bullshit, is getting a bit tired of hearing about it.

It's just then that "trim" enters the picture. This is when it got really ugly in the whole place. The fool starts talking in a very loud voice, he's practically yelling, about all the TRIM he used to get. "Trim was no problem, baby! We had the Trim! Trim was easy!" There are families eating within earshot, on a Sunday, after church.

I just looked down at the feta cheese in my salad and said a silent prayer. "There, but for the grace of God...."

(thing) by wino jimmy (6.8 y) (print)   (I like it!) Tue Nov 27 2001 at 10:50:26

minor adjustments to control surfaces on aircraft. used to correct unbalanced loading or to maintain specific flight attitudes without continuous control pressure.

small aircraft generally only have elevator trim; larger, more complex aircraft also have aileron and rudder trim.

(thing) by Vulgar Tongue 1811 (3.1 y) (print)   (I like it!) Thu May 05 2005 at 13:44:51
TRIM
State, dress. In a sad trim; dirty.--Also spruce or fine: a trim fellow.

The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.

(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) Wed Dec 22 1999 at 3:56:07

Trim (?), v. t. [imp. & p. p. Trimmed (?); p. pr. & vb. n. Trimming.] [OE. trimen, trumen, AS. trymian, trymman, to prepare, dispose, make strong, fr. trum firm, strong; of uncertain origin.]

1.

To make trim; to put in due order for any purpose; to make right, neat, or pleasing; to adjust.

The hermit trimmed his little fire. Goldsmith.

2.

To dress; to decorate; to adorn; to invest; to embellish; as, to trim a hat.

trim a Christmas tree. -->

A rotten building newly trimmed over. Milton.

I was trimmed in Julia's gown. Shak.

3.

To make ready or right by cutting or shortening; to clip or lop; to curtail; as, to trim the hair; to trim a tree.

" And trimmed the cheerful lamp."

Byron.

4. Carp.

To dress, as timber; to make smooth.

5. Naut. (a)

To adjust, as a ship, by arranging the cargo, or disposing the weight of persons or goods, so equally on each side of the center and at each end, that she shall sit well on the water and sail well; as, to trim a ship, or a boat.

(b)

To arrange in due order for sailing; as, to trim the sails.

6.

To rebuke; to reprove; also, to beat.

[Colloq.]

To trim in Carp., to fit, as a piece of timber, into other work. -- To trim up, to dress; to put in order.

I found her trimming up the diadem On her dead mistress. Shak.

 

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Trim (?), v. i.

To balance; to fluctuate between parties, so as to appear to favor each.

 

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Trim, n.

1.

Dress; gear; ornaments.

Seeing him just pass the window in his woodland trim. Sir W. Scott.

2.

Order; disposition; condition; as, to be in good trim.

" The trim of an encounter."

Chapman.

3.

The state of a ship or her cargo, ballast, masts, etc., by which she is well prepared for sailing.

4. Arch

The lighter woodwork in the interior of a building; especially, that used around openings, generally in the form of a molded architrave, to protect the plastering at those points.

In ballast trim Naut., having only ballast on board. R. H. Dana, Jr. -- Trim of the masts Naut., their position in regard to the ship and to each other, as near or distant, far forward or much aft, erect or raking. -- Trim of sails Naut., that adjustment, with reference to the wind, witch is best adapted to impel the ship forward.

 

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Trim, a. [Compar. Trimmer (?); superl. Trimmest.] [See Trim, v. t.]

Fitly adjusted; being in good order., or made ready for service or use; firm; compact; snug; neat; fair; as, the ship is trim, or trim built; everything about the man is trim; a person is trim when his body is well shaped and firm; his dress is trim when it fits closely to his body, and appears tight and snug; a man or a soldier is trim when he stands erect.

With comely carriage of her countenance trim. Spenser.

So deemed I till I viewed their trim array Of boats last night. Trench.

 

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