Findings:

• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Houston, we have a problem
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• The problems of the modern west
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• The Problem with Prophecy
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• the problem at hand
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• The inherent problem with liberal programs
• old chestnut: house number problems
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Dining philosophers problem
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• car alarm
• The problem with Italian food
• Solutions to the disappearing socks problem
• Life is not a management problem.
• Alpha Complex's mutant problem
• Pinky isn't the problem
• 2038 problem
• The Everything Initials Problem
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't I have votes today?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• continuum hypothesis
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• the candy canes problem
• Hilbert Problems
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Stoned music memories
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• Pigeonhole problem
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• The problem with proficiency testing
• If the problem persists, contact the program vendor
• answer: more graph problems
• word problem
• Gettier problem
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• My drug problem
• The beer bong calculus problem
• second album problem
• the three person preference problem
• answer: house number problems
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• So you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have the time
• problem
• you don't have to do this
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Electrical problems of great magnitude
• education problem
• Halting problem
• The most elusive type of problem in a C program
• Somebody Else's Problem
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• parity problems
• No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem
• The problem with Harley-Davidson motorcycles
• The Problem of Pain
• toy problem
• Monty Hall Problem
• philosophical problem
• XOR Problem
• Problem of Evil
• Violent solutions to technical problems
• star height problem
• The problem with using "black" and "white" as racial identifiers
• The problem of life and death
• The mind-body problem
• Medical Problems
• My problem with polos
• Monty Hall problem problem
• The Problem with Name Calling
• The problem with small towns
• Malfatti's right triangle problem
• The soy problem for North Americans
• Technology is the remedy for problems caused by technology
• Women and their weight problem
• How to Solve an Academic Problem
• Hydrogen engine
• Two body problem
• Hamlet's Problems
• The Saint John Naming Problem
• Global Chronology Problem
• The problem with babies these days
• oil-water friend problem
• Thundering herd problem
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a television set
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• My Problem Child
• banana problem
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• The Everything credibility problem
• chicken-and-egg problem
• The three geometric problems of antiquity
• NP Complete Problem
• problem solving matrix
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The traveling salesman problem
• The problem with looking for patterns in pi
• NUXI problem
• intractable problem
• Drinking problem
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A Mathematical Problem
• The homunculus problem
• old chestnut: more graph problems
• Monty Hall problem solution
• one-banana problem
• year format problem
• The problem with the Law of increasing possibility
• The mutual problem of Christians and feminists

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