You know
the guy, the one that runs around the
parking lots of
big malls on
long weekends selling some kind of
bauble supposedly to support himself or for a charity of some kind. The
guilt laid on you if you don't buy one is usually pretty
harsh so most people buy the damned thing.
Well recently on the
Canada Day weekend I was sitting in the car while some of my
family went into the mall. This guy comes up to the window and knocks on it showing this stupid keychain thing with this piece of paper saying how he's deaf and this is for a
charity. Well I laughed because i've seen this guy around before and he isn't deaf but rather an
annoying welfare bum.
I didn't want any shit so I just gave him
the look of dissaproval which would normally make someone leave. Well this guy just stood there and started getting annoying so I made a
get lost hand motion, still nothing. So finally I opened the door and told him to
fuck right off. Well for a
deaf guy he certainly got the message and finally left.
God bless this country of
con artist assholes and
kraft dinner. :) mmm mmm good