Findings:
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're dead, you're dead
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You're never around when I need you
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Swing when you're winning
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You know you're a geek when...
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- when you're ready to touch me again
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- You're pretty when you cry
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're alone
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Sing when you're winning
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When You're Evil
- When you're home alone
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Time flies when you're having fun
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Only when you're older
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- If you're hungry, blame me
- When I sleep, it's not quiet
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
- When you go, I sleep again
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- if you're so evil eat this kitten
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- When life gives you lemons
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- When you wake up feeling old
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- When I Read the Book
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- When you work at a supermarket
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When your mind races, who wins?
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- When I Touch You
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- When Animals Attack
- It only hurts when I breathe
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When it all comes together
- When Trumpets Fade
- when we were children
- When You Wish Upon a Star
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- When I get like this
- When good code goes bad
- When your presents give me hives
- When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- when the wind is blowing just right
- When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
- What to do when your car breaks down
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- When it's raining
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- Things men want when they're drunk
- When You Are Old
- When Raves Attack!
- When to Shake
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- when you were words
- You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Things to do when technology gets here
- When cats rub you
- When I Heard at the Close of Day
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When We Were Kings
- i like my body when it is with your
- When am I an adult?
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
- When Prophecy Fails
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- When pigs fly
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- When you cut yourself shaving
- When will the internet eradicate paper?
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- What I left when I left you
- For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
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