Findings:
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Swing when you're winning
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- You know you're blacked out when...
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You think you're special
- So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- When you think about smoking
- So you think you're on a roll?
- You know you're a geek when...
- When you're alone
- Time flies when you're having fun
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You're never around when I need you
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- You're pretty when you cry
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- So you think you're Bruce Lee
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I fall off of things when I think of you.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You know you're in the SCA when
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- Sing when you're winning
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When You're Evil
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Only when you're older
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Perfect Pop Album
- perfect breasts
- The perfect woman
- Perfect Blue
- Perfect game
- perfect figure
- Perfect Day
- Perfect Dark
- This Perfect World
- Present perfect
- Perfect programmer syndrome
- A Perfect Game of Jeopardy!
- Perfect Hash Functions
- Something never perfect
- Perfects
- The Perfect Geek Compound
- The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
- arcade perfect
- How to cook the perfect steak
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
- you have perfect teeth
- perfect fifth
- perfect transparency
- The perfect cat toy
- The Perfect Storm
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Perfect Sound Forever
- Perfect Stranger (user)
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Perfect Pitch
- Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
- Perfect Solitude
- A Perfect Day for Bananafish
- Hemingway's Perfect Bloody Mary
- A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
- Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
- Recursive calculation of perfect numbers
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Perfect Capital Market
- The Perfect General
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- Perfect Silence (user)
- future perfect
- nobody's perfect
- perfect reflection
- "The Perfect Drug" Versions
- The Perfect Fool
- perfect set
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- Cooking the perfect bachelor spaghetti
- Practice makes perfect
- past perfect
- Perfect competition
- Perfect Alcohol
- The search for the perfect language
- the perfect being
- I say to you: Make perfect your will.
- A Perfect Spy
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- Rules for a perfect food fight
- perfect fucker (user)
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Be ye perfect
- Punctuation for a perfect sky
- The perfect battle
- perfect glass of wine
- Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
- perfect is the enemy of good
- Hot, Fragrant Java: The Brew that Changed the World
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