Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you're going to wind up sitting here, alone, with your clever glass of shut the hell up, and your Raised Bar of Double Standards, and you're going to realize that something great is gone, when all the talent has left"

• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• When you're home alone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Sobering up before going to bed
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When you're alone
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You're All Alone
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Collision avoidance technique
• Thumbs Up going down
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Going by the script when talking to people
• mindlessly going where others have gone before
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• All Shook Up
• You're All I Need to Get By
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• Up To Here
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• suddenly you're all i see
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• How did I end up here?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Because it all burns up
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• you're all really really boring
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're not alone
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• fatigued from trying to keep up with all of the changes
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• When are you going to stop running?
• Going, going, gone
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You're so come here go away
• Here's To Shutting Up
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• here's to waking up stronger
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Imagine you're not alone
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• What's going on here?
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• There's Something Going On
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• All he left her was alone
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Up and gone
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun

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