Findings:
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You're pretty when you cry
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're too young to be so old
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- You're so closed minded
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- So you think you're on a roll?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- if you're so evil eat this kitten
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- You're such a pretty girl
- Bang Bang You're Dead
- So you think you're Bruce Lee
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- When you're alone
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Only when you're older
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- The creed of the seamstress is that you're pretty in pieces
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- I'll explain it when you're older
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- When you're home alone
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Tag, you're dead
- You're So Vain
- you're so poetic tonight
- You're so come here go away
- You're so money
- Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
- Buying a cell phone
- So what you're saying is...
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- You're so boned
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- You know you're a geek when...
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Swing when you're winning
- Sing when you're winning
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Time flies when you're having fun
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- When You're Evil
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
- As soon as you're born you start dying
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You're Under Arrest!
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
- Never look like you're staring
- You're Only Old Once!
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- To the world you're just one person
- Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- Australia You're Standing In It
- You're evil
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- So Pretty Please
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
- When did the World get so old?
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- These aren't the droids you're looking for
- The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
- You're not from around here, are you?
- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- You're soaking in it
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- You're not a monk
- You're not the boss of me
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- You're welcome
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- You're all fuckin big mouse
- Baby, you're the greatest!
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Isn't it pretty to think so.
- Such pretty white points. So sharp.
- The donuts are so pretty
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Her hair, tangled
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- So bashful when I spied her
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- When I am dead, my dearest
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- When you blow out like a dead star
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