I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and I decided I wanted to get something St. Patrick's Day-esque. They had this Hallmark pins which were pretty cute. On the back of the little piece of card the button is attached to is that warning:

CAUTION: CONTAINS FUNCTIONAL SHARP POINT

I just thought it was hilarious. I wonder if Hallmark sells anything with a dysfunctional sharp point.