user since

Tue Mar 15 2005 at 22:24:04 (3.6 years ago )

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Tue Oct 14 2008 at 12:01:36 (2.9 hours ago )

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2 - View Nonnesuch's writeups (feed)

level / experience

1 (Initiate) / 38

mission drive within everything

To gain affirmation that people are, contrary to everyday appearance, beautiful and sensitive creatures.

specialties

I'm good at a lot of stuff, not great at anything.

school/company

It's not important.

motto

Mostly, stuff just happens. Live with it.

most recent writeup

Behind Closed Doors

User Bookmarks:

• Welcome to Everything
• Ender's Game
• The Princess Bride
• Sapir-Whorf hypothesis
• humanism
• Edward Gorey
• The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will show you fear in a handful of dust
• The Raven
• 1 Cloud + 1 Cloud = 1 Cloud
• Pangram
• Plural forms of "clitoris"
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• Chilling cruelty of children
• Is Humanism Molesting Your Child? (thing)
• Bissextile
• Hylozoism
• Interbastation
• Swaip (definition)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Book of Very Common Prayer
• No one says anything important during the day
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Why I dislike the term "making love" (idea)
• Hidden Message behind the New York Times hacking
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge")
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn
• Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• The Awful German Language
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• Numbers Station
• The 48 Laws of Power
• Why I wear black
• Christian view of the Big Bang
• nontheist
• King's Gambit
• English As She Is Spoke
• Wharfinger's Law of Diminishing SF Sequels
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Interview with God
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Hedgehog's Dilemma
• The point at which your carefully woven story falls to pieces
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• To thine own self be true
• Stupid Word Tricks
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Tips for writing an English teacher approved classic
• What girls aren't taught
• Gentleman's Code
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air, (idea)
• reverse the polarity
• Harry Potter Spells
• Choosing an internet nickname
• The Big Boffo Book of Daemons
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Words of Advice for Young People
• Good practical jokes
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Things I learned in one week of college (idea)
• Scary, xenophobic subtexts in The Matrix
• A Few Maxims for the Instruction of the Over-Educated
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• node-fu
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking. (idea)
• Love is the suspension of disgust
• How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
• Jennifer, is she your friend?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Logical fallacy (idea)
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Introducing yourself to the large-breasted woman
• Introducing yourself to the small-breasted woman
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually (idea)
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter V - Intelligence Insults
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it (idea)
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XII- Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White) (thing)
• Maybe Yes, Maybe No
• impractical jokes
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• How to fight and kick ass
• Don't tell her she's beautiful (idea)
• Stupid math tricks
• All your base are belong to us
• The day I truly believed in Santa Claus
• Facite ludos, reponite pecuniam
• Uberman's Sleep Schedule (thing)
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• Masturbation is Bad
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• The twelve words of power (idea)
• What would Machiavelli do?
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out (idea)
• Everyday uses for the tachyon
• She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders (idea)
• Unhealthy views of female sexuality
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• I've been duped by Satan!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Dictionary of Classical Mythology
• Learning European history from Porn
• There Will Come Soft Rains
• Raising altruistic children
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Dinosaurs in the Bible (thing)
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend (idea)
• This Vicious Cabaret
• Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
• Fascism and Oppression - Know the Signs!
• O what a tangled web we weave
• How to give a shoulder massage
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Findings:
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful (idea)
• The Princess Diaries
• 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (thing)
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased (idea)
• Teach yourself to play chess
• phronesis (idea)
• Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you (idea)
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly (idea)
• How to hook a TV up to a computer (idea)
• Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
• Keeping a severed head alive
• The world's worst chess blunders
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Fifteen Elvish ways to die (idea)
• How to lessen fantasy cover clichés
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece (idea)
• The Cat in the Hat by William Shakespeare
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Metaphor for the lives we're living
• Interviews at the University of Oxford
• Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
• How to insult someone using calculus
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• The dog who would not beg
• Humour: D&D Third Edition
• Massage tricks and tips
• Interviews at the University of Cambridge
• How to appreciate jazz without really trying
• How to distinguish a Dragon
• Generic Star Trek problem solving
• Saint Geoffrey's day
• Are you a REAL American?
• Applying to a British University
• Knife throwing
• The World's Shortest Horror Story
• Love poem from the monsters under my bed
• The pretty girl has no friends
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way. (idea)
• Insert cockroach #2 and press enter (idea)
• The Lojban attitudinal system
• The flame to end all flames
• Hermann Goering on unpopular wars (idea)
• This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.
• The 13 Most Pleasant and Delectable Questions of Love
• Lorem Ipsum (thing)
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• Skype
• Bad fiction has a price
• Barguest
• What is wrong with Star Trek?
• Designing a Fantasy World
• A $30 recipe for sublime horror (thing)
• Cheating on tests
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you (idea)
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Arthurian Mythology (idea)
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Top 10 Reasons to elect Giant Squid
• Marketing automobiles to gay Americans (idea)
• Hiding things in discount stores
• pasta with roasted vegetables and creamy pesto sauce (recipe)
• Do-It-Yourself Depression Control (idea)
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• Writing a Novel is Hard
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Hum, Blessed Beer Cooler (thing)
• Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
• Theories on the Origin and Nature of Language (idea)
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now (idea)
• The parable of the three lords (idea)
• How to get away with murder (idea)
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story (person)
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas (person)
• Roasted vegetable lasagne (thing)
• A Man's Salad (thing)
• How to kill a person with a newspaper (idea)
• Roasted pepper cheesecake (recipe)
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely (essay)
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed (essay)
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad' (idea)
• The future of the Star Trek franchise (essay)
• Blackened sun-dried tomato and Brie pizza with mayonnaise-mustard dipping sauce
• Risotto for the cheating chef
• The Unperfekthaus (place)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult (person)
• List of recorded anomalies in T-9000 operation (partial) (idea)