PMD

user since

Sat Sep 16 2000 at 08:36:37 (24.1 years ago )

last seen

Mon Apr 8 2024 at 20:01:52 (6.8 months ago )

number of write-ups

47 - View PMD's writeups (feed)

level / experience

6 (Artificer) / 2688

mission drive within everything

Node that which should not be Noded

specialties

Cryptography, Programming, Weird SF, Film, Beat Generation, Narciscism, Miss-spelling

school/company

LHS

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(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

most recent writeup

I'm Not Going to Lie to You

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• Active vs Passive Nihilism
• Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
• foundations of mathematics
• Give in to flirtation
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• How to wipe your ass
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems (idea)
• Screw this geek culture
• Star Trek Erotic Fan Fiction Clichés
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• The angstiest poem in the world
• The Ant and the Grasshopper: The New Version
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win (idea)
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you (idea)
• Yossarian's School of Badassary
• zaftig